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My VCR won't stop blinking 12:00. What gives? Broken clock is right twice a day, but I want it to be right ALL DAY!
Andy C.
103.5 BOB FM
10/17/2008

Andy, I think the question you should ask is not "What gives?" but rather "How can I benefit from this?" This VCR is giving you a golden opportunity to be late for just about anything, and have a semi-valid excuse. "Sorry I wasn't there in time to help deliver that baby...my VCR still said it was noon!" And so on. Now some may look down upon you for using a VCR as your primary clock. Which is a perfect transition into one of my Presidential campaign promises: if elected, everyone will get a free clock on their brand new HD-DVD players. Yep, HD-DVD players for all! Why are movies so cheap on HD-DVD right now?...

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