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BOB's Blog

In times of turmoil, we need champions. Standard bearers for the unassailable triumph of the human spirit. Heros are hard to find these days, however. Where does one look to highlight these pillars of mankind's strength and potential? The tops of mountians? Underwater? WITH...
Oh, sure, there's your ordinary world record breakers for running real fast, having the longest fingernails, shoving the most pencils in your hair, blah blah blah. However, the one we should all be paying homage to, telling our grandchildren about, is the story of Twinkie. This...
Cakes! Bob can't get enough of them. The more elaborate, the better. The more meaningful the message on the cake, Bob just can't hold back all THE FEELINGS. Sometimes, however, things can go wrong: Yes. The buyer can be as explicit with the cake decoration instructions as one...
Who doesn't want to dine inside their favorite television show? Throw back a milkshake at the table where the Bayside gang relentlessly hammered away at Schreech's self image? Lean up against the jukebox where Slater and Zack competed to see whose acid-washed jeans were the...
So some guys were sitting around and made a joke about developing a wine for a criminally underserved market: cats. Most people would laugh it off and move on to their lawn mowing jobs. But not Apollo Peak founder Brandon Zavala. Oh no, sir. He took that ball of yarn and batted...
Been a relatively cool spring but Texas summer is eagerly waiting in the wings, lit on fire and ready to give embrace you in it's hellish inferno. Before that, however, check out this list of easy things you can buy to stave off the Texas Heat Demon Of Doom. Ranging from the fan...
Graduation time! Sure your future might include years of toil and low paying jobs with little chance for advancement or hope, but right now, it's time to put on that robe and hat and walk that walk. Before you do, however, there's still time to look over your yearbook and read...
Bob's heard stories about folks who burned themselves...making cereal. Or who walked right through a really clean sliding glass door. Or nearly torched their apartment in an attempt to see if Splenda was flammable (answer: no. Carpet, however, very much so.) For instance: "One...
We've all wanted to do it, changing the wording on an electric street sign to something amusing. Well, one local lad went and did it. Jealous? Check out the story. http://www.statesman.com/news/news/crime-law/officials-man-changed-road-... And for even more ha ha ha changed...