Austin and San Antonio engaged in full on TACO WAR!
Forget traffic. Put the escalating rents aside. Toll roads? Whatever. What's really on our minds is: WHAT CITY MAKES THE BEST BREAKFAST TACO? An article claiming Austin as the king of the breakfast taco has sparked a full on battle between us and that city over there, the one with the waterpark and the Alamo. Some residents of that place wanna throw the author of that story out of town for Taco Negligence.
Where do you stand? Is Austin the king? Is that other place all riverwalk and no taco?
The battle is engaged.
(Bob hopes we will enact the draft for this one.)