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Bob's Favorite Jokes Just in Time for Father's Day

Bob's known to be a pretty funny guy. Here are some of his favorite jokes:

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
 
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
 
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
 
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.
 
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
 
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
 
What kind of cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
 
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
 
 
 
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