KFC'S NEW FINGER LICKIN' GOOD...NAIL POLISH
Surely they can't be serious. This is all so us internet folk will post stories about how wacky this is, right?
"To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick -- again and again and again," KFC explained. "Then complety lose your mind, paint a chicken magenta and attempt to eat it with a straw."
(These never really work. Remember when McDonald's released the hambuger flavored hamburger? What a flop that was.)
Introducing fried chicken flavored nail polish. Available only in Japan. For now.
Truly these are the end of days.