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wednesday
 Posted 12/9/2009 9:53:00 AM
Mariah Carey will do anything to try to look sexy. This is her latest video where she is frolicking in the sand. It’s really kind of hard to sit and watch the video without laughing!
What the what?? I’ll say it again…What the what?? Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend and it’s none other than Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins. Somewhere in Thailand my friend Jason is using a Thai kid as a kick ball because Billy has lowered his standards! He’s a big Pumpkins fan. Here’s the story. Jessica is smitten and Billy is telling everyone they are dating. I’m so confused.
Johnny Depp is the only male actor in the world who can sport a bob and get away with it!! Johnny!!
Tom Brady and Gisele are proud parents of a baby boy!! No word on the name yet,, but you can bet the kid is going ...
tuesday
Posted 12/8/2009 10:16:00 AM
When the Queen Elizabeth met Lady GaGa at an event the other night I bet she wondered if it were Halloween 2010! Why would Lady GaGa confuse the poor old Queen?
Earlier this morning an unidentified woman was rushed from Tiger Wood’s house to the hospital. The lady is said to be in her 50’s. Could it be that one of Tiger’s cougars made the mistake of confronting Tiger’s wife of the cougar’s and Tiger’s love affair? Is it possible that Tiger’s wife was so angry that she also clubbed the cougar in the head with a driver?
Update!! The lady is rumored to be Tiger’s wife mother!! Did she have an affair with Tiger too? The saga continues….
Michelle Duggar the crazy lady carrying her 19th baby is laid up in the hospital because her vagina finally fell off!! Just kidding!! It seems her gallbladder is not doing too ...
monday
Posted 12/7/2009 9:51:00 AM
Holy cow!! There’s a mountain lion on the loose of Hollywood. Well, it might not be a mountain lion, but its close enough. If you see Jocelyn Wildenstein in the meadow somewhere gnawing on a deer leg feel free to shoot!
ABC and American Idol loser Adam Glambert have put their differences aside after Adam pretty much went Janet Jackson on the American Music Awards. Remember, he made out with another guy and continuously grabbed his noodle. He will be performing the View. However, I don’t see that as putting their differences aside, but as punishment for being on the cackling hen show. So point ABC!
Keeping up with Lindsay Lohan's one night stand buddies is like keeping up with Tiger Woods' mistresses. It's almost impossible, because every 10 seconds another one if falling out of the air.
Jason Segel from “How I Met Your Mother” is the latest victim....
thursday
Posted 12/3/2009 10:05:00 AM
When it rains it pours like a MOFO! The saga continues for Tiger Woods and it’s not pretty. The first mistress to come forward Rachel Uchitel originally denied having an affair with the Tiger, but has broken down and will hold a press conference along with her lawyer to tell the truth…the whole truth that she did in fact knock boots with Tiger. Apparently, Tiger was texting his home wrecker Rachel right before Tiger had his “accident” and Tiger’s wife, Erin found out and went crazy!! Erin grabbed the gold club, destroyed Tiger’s phone and went “clubbing” on Tiger!!
Let’s keep this going. Tiger has not only made more holes on the golf course than any other golfer, but he has also met ho’s in different area codes! There is ANOTHER woman coming forward saying she and Tiger have bumped uglies. That makes a total of three home wreckers coming ...
wednesday
Posted 12/2/2009 10:26:00 AM
It’s finally official. Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom are married. The two tied the knot for real this time last month in Orange County. The whole wedding bit on E! was a fake! The reason it took so long to make it official is because Lamar had to work out a pre-nup so that Khole wouldn’t get her man hands on his $33 million contract with the Lakers. Real Love.
Mrs. Keaton has come out of the closet and has announced to the world that she is Gay. Alex P. Keaton must be shaking is in Birkenstocks…literally.
Marilyn Monroe was not only a pill popper, but she also liked the green herb as well or that’s what the video would like you to think!!
Somewhere in Florida Erin Nordegren is polishing up a 9 iron to really put some damage to Tiger Woods. There is a new rumor going around ...
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