TWINKIE EATS BALLOONS!
Oh, sure, there's your ordinary world record breakers for running real fast, having the longest fingernails, shoving the most pencils in your hair, blah blah blah. However, the one we should all be paying homage to, telling our grandchildren about, is the story of Twinkie.
This terrier, coming from a long line of balloon hating dogs (his mom pictured above), perhaps miffed that another dog named Cally The Wonderdog got on Britain's Got Talent in front of tight white shirt-model Simon Cowell and set the world's record for balloon hatin', just broke the Guinness World Record for popping 100 balloons in the fastest time, smashing the world record in just 39.08 seconds. Hot Dog!
Bob says please enjoy all this hot popping action!