4 out 5 dentists surveyed agree that joining the BOB Squad will give you whiter teeth and the ability to talk to animals*. You’ll also get access to some of BOB’s most exclusive contests, info, offers, and more. What are you waiting for? Sign up today!
*In the interest of full disclosure, the dentists surveyed were actually just monkeys in white coats. If by joining the BOB Squad you do in fact receive the ability to talk to animals, will you please ask the 5th monkey why he didn’t agree with the other four? I mean, like what’s his problem anyway? He didn’t have any issues with the free bananas he got for taking the survey. In fact, all of the monkeys were pretty difficult. They refuse to leave the BOB studio. We’re not looking forward to cleaning all of the monkey poo. BOB highly recommends using real dentists in any future surveys. Monkeys are not worth the hassle.