BOB's FIN-TASTIC SUMMER!
BOB FM and Landshark want to help you survive shark week on the Discovery Channel, by giving you life saving tips and the chance to win must have prizes. All week BOB FM will be at a designated 'safe' place around town where you can escape your own sharks and enjoy an ice cold Landshark and win summer prizes.
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If you find yourself in infested waters… get out! Head to the nearest beach bar and grab an ice cold Landshark. Do your best Robert Shaw impression and regale the crowd with your story- you won’t have to pay for a beer.
If approached by a shark… avoid splashing about and making panicked movements. Try to play dead by bobbing in the water. Sharks are less likely to go after a dead target, but that doesn’t mean they won’t!
If attacked… pretend you’re Michael Phelps and outswim the sucker! Now realize that you are dead because no one outswims a shark. Find a nearby blunt object and whack it in the eyes and gills.