Bob Needs Lip Balm For This Heat

BOB's Blog

Blog > BOB's Blog > Bob Needs Lip Balm For This Heat

Bob Needs Lip Balm For This Heat

The One Essential Tool Everyone Needs For Their Summer Survival Kit: Zam-Buk!

photo credit: getty images

Bob has done some traveling in his time and while on vacation in South Africa someone offered him some Zam-Buk! He of course said, "no thank you" at first because he had absolutely no idea what a Zam-Buk was. 

Bob was on a safari ride, and the temperatures were grueling, a lot like Austin in summer. Only a true Texan goes to a hotter place to get away from the summer heat. The lead guide looked over at Bob and asked if he wanted some Zam-Buk for his mouth. He then proceeded to take out a tiny green tin and just yelled; "ZAM-BUK CURES EVERYTHING!" with a viscious smile. Bob knew he and the safari guide were going to be great friends. The safari guide then un-sheathed what looked like a dang samurai sword and hacked at the tiny green tin. Bob thought, "now this is a safari ride!"

It took 2 samurai sword whacks for the tiny green tin to open. Lo and behold Zam-Buk is basically vicks vapor rub for South Africans. He told Bob to put some on his mouth because, as he phrased it, they looked like "cracking clay." Apparently, Zam-Buk is also effective for sore throats and sun burns. If only one could open the dang tin!

Zam-Buk, We Cure Everything...

But only one person has the power to open the tin. 

The moral of this story is if you have "cracking clay" mouth and need a cure, don't ever EVER close your Zam-Buk tin.

 

Photo Credit: Youtube

BOB's Blog
Here's the scoop for you ice cream lovers. Ben & Jerry's have added a new flavor to their name. The prominent...
BOB's Blog
It's been over six years since Pearl Jam have released an album. Now, new music is on the way, and even a tour...
BOB's Blog
Britney Spears' art will be showcased in France later this month. Galerie Sympa, an art gallery in Figeac, took to...
BOB's Blog
Neil Peart, the renowned drummer and lyricist for Rush, has died. Peart died on Tuesday, January 7th in Santa...
BOB's Blog
Elton John is donating $1 million to support bushfire and animal relief efforts in Australia. The legendary artist...