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Real Life Donkey Kong!

4 Baboons Escape A Texas Research Facility Using Barrels

Bob is always prepared for when video games become real life, and he knew right away that the 4 baboons that escaped the Texas Biomedical Research Institute earlier were out looking to kidnap Pauline from Mario, a.k.a Jumpman.

His first clue was when they used the barrels that were given to them for "entertainment" and stacked them high like a staircase and mockingly left the compound only to galavant around town and act foolish. One was quickly over it's rebellious feelings, because it went sheepishly back to the compound on it's own. 

 

 

Read on!

Bob was looking out for Jumpman to try and make sure he gave him a heads up for when those barrels became weapons and the baboons learned how to make fireballs!

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