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Despite his large colection of Charles Bronson movies, Bob is a secret softy. That's where this story comes from. The same side of Bob that can't keep it's shirt on around a scented candle. https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/kitty-cop?bftw&utm_term=.ibADDqD...
Surely they can't be serious. This is all so us internet folk will post stories about how wacky this is, right? "To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick -- again and again and again," KFC explained. "Then complety lose your mind, paint a...
Some signs are needed and quite helpful. "Walk/Don't Walk", "May Contain Leopard", "Don't Whizz On The Electric Fence." And some signs, actually written by humans with working "brains", go overboard in their need to explain that, say, that large body of water over there is the...
Bowl of cereal at the ready, you sat in front of the huge console t.v. on the shag carpet, ready for a morning of Land Of The Lost, Scooby Doo, Josie And The Pussycats and Hong Kong Phooey, and suddenly a guy was singing about conjunctions, and functions, and the hooking up of...
In the ways of street prankage, Bob never did much beyond drinking a quart of Bushmill's and reaaranging the letters on the hardware store sign to say something untoward about your mama. These people, however, have got the whole concept of street tomfoolery down, taking it to a...
Epic prank? The ultimate sibling torture since two for flinching? Unlucky Millicient, fresh from dental surgery, had no idea what her three brothers had in store for her medicated brain. They even faked an emergency broadcast on thier car radio. Top this, Bob's sister. http://...
He thought he was having a laugh, sending that cutout of himself to his parents while he studied abroad. Mom and dad flipped the script on him and took his cardboard twin adventuring. Maybe next time he'll just Skype. http://www.boredpanda.com/son-studying-abroad-sends-mom-...
The Sham-Wow. The Pocket Fisherman. The Bedazzler. And those were the GOOD things you buy off the t.v. at three in the morning. Bob found a video that plumbs the horrid depths of t.v. commerce, from a hair twizzler to the thing that tightens up grandma's bingo wings. All they...
Oh, sure, the Full House reunion sent you into a fit of joyfull giggles. Boo-Berry back on the shelves sent you into the wildest happy dance of your life. One more return of something prized from your youth will send you into laughing spasms of crazitude. Hold on to something...